Im talking about the real nerdy nerds, with chronic acne, bad breath and a mouth full of braces, the fat ones, the ones who smell bad, the ones even your mother wouldn’t be caught dead talking to. On the other hand, we see the geeks and the dorks, not the semi cute dorks, you know the ones that you laugh more with than at
We reward the attractive, likeable children, even if they don’t score the grades or pass the classes, we let them off the hook, slide them by, just a little, because we can’t put our finger on it, but there’s something about that kid we like! (not like there’s anything wrong with that)īut for some reason, when we’re raising children in the U.S., we perpetuate the stereotypes of dorks and geeks as negatives, and cool kids as positives. and then they grow up to work at walmart. I know by now that the dorks get paid and the cool kids get laid. It should be noted that probably the only reason i think this way is because i’m not a child anymore. The fat kid in high school that everyone teased, the one who always did his math homework and never cut class, I see the internet tech that works on the rich people’s side other side of the office, the one who breathes heavy and drives a porsche home, besides the bright green, marble like eyes, that either say, ‘help, i’ve been molested,’ or ‘would you like to be molested?’
besides the small point on top of his hair like his skull is pushing out a turtle head. what do you see?īesides the plump, pink double chin resting gently under his face like a hint of dragon scrotum.